So it's 2007 and I have A NUB. Since I got my head shaved over 8 months ago, I've been massaging my scalp, using special shampoo, and taking Vitamin E like it's going out of style. And my reward is a rather straggly, bobby-pinned tuft of hair that looks like it really wants to be a pig-tail when it grows up. But it's there and I'm starting to look like myself again. And as my friend A so perfectly put it today, "Unless you've been a girl with really short hair, you will never know what a great achievement the nub is." My mom will be so relieved, er, proud.
In other news, we're 3 years from The Future. Remember when you'd see a show or read a passage from a book that referred to something catastrophic happening "...in the future...year 2010." I'm a little spooked, personally and I think you should be, too. You can laugh it up, but when artificial intelligence starts infiltrating our society and governments are crumbling...oh, wait...
Happy New Year!...(future slaves of robots)
7 comments:
Beware the machines!!
And congrats on the nub. Just keep an eye out for the mullet...it can creep up on you!
I say go for the mullet. It would be a new look for you...but oh so fetching, no?
"in nature there are neither rewards nor punishment, only consequences ... like nubs"
- Plato
I have had the nub a few times in my life... I enjoy it. I may have one in the future...
Here's to the future.
Little Nubbins! Wuhoo!!
Will you ever return? Your verbal wit is missed!
um where is the latest blog? I am dying of anticipation of what is happening to your hair now?
Hugs from Vancouver
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