Let's hope I call these better than the Globes...
Best Picture - The Artist
Actor in a Leading Role - George Clooney
Actress in a Leading Role - Viola Davis (but man, would I love to see Rooney Mara steal this one!)
Actor in a Supporting Role - Christopher Plummer
Actress in a Supporting Role - Jessica Chastain
Canine in a Starring and/or Supporting Role - Uggie
Directing - Martin Scorsese
Animated Feature Film - Kung Fu Panda 2
Writing (Adapted Screenplay) - Moneyball
Writing (Original Screenplay) - Bridesmaids
Art Direction - Midnight in Paris
Cinematography - The Tree of Life
Costume Design - The Artist
Documentary (Feature) - If a Tree Falls...
Documentary (Short Subject) - The Barber of Birmingham...
Film Editing - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Foreign Language Film - A Separation
Make-up - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Music (Original Score) - War Horse
Music (Original Song) - Man or Muppet (by Bret from Flight of the Conchords!)
Short Film (Animated) - La Luna
Short Film (Live Action) - Pentecost
Sound Editing - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Sound Mixing - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Visual Effects - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Have a wonderful Oscar night, everyone!